Belarusian Roulette

platinumspeed:

Hello, how are you?: Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

pinfad:

hankhill-mpreg:

hipstergrunt:

divtag:

• dog
• is
• video games
• TF2
• art
• god dammit

hahahaha

hating on flies
i love you gay son
puppy pete
scout abuse
terror is reality
emolga probably
rebellish lol

gottam gottam gottam
r.i.p dash
ugh fucking…

Ponies
Luigi
Ass
This Makes me happy
I can’t stop smiling
Nsfw
uwu
Madrid
Sonic
Piano
España
EsFraña
DOGE

This kinda explains my blog, too. :I

New
Astrology
Travel
Ipod
Austrailia
Love
Audio
Books
Recipe
Axis
Germany
Italy
Norway
Spain
Korea
Iceland

That’s about right.

(Source: demonicrosebush)

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

Rip your heart out; save it for later.

kevinbolk:

Look at these images of the “couple of assassins” in almost the exact same pose. Study the composition and lighting…

…and then make that argument that men are just as objectified as women. If you wanna argue “Who cares?”, then okay, I can’t really debate with you too much on that one, I suppose. Just don’t b/s me or yourself that it’s equal opportunity.

I’d have to say that in this example, they’re both equally objectified. The thing is that what women find attractive on a male, is not what men find attractive on a female. So since the focus isn’t on his bum, that doesn’t mean they’re not taking advantage of his body just as they are hers. See, most women find muscled arms (such as he has) and broad shoulders to be significantly more attractive than say his bum. And that’s what his picture focuses on. What a women would find most of a man. The makers are still objectifying his body, just as much as they are hers. It’s just in away to attract a different group of people. That’s my opinion of it anyways.

canadia-eh:

did-i-ever-tell-you-my-name:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

crazyfangirls:

Well, I’ve been seeing people sometimes use different human names for the 2P characters, And I came up with a list for some of them. This is just my opinion though, for the 2P fic I’m going to be writing soon… *rubs hands together evilly*

Veneziano - Nevio Gronchi

Romano - Cristoforo Gronchi (Sometimes called “Cris”)

Japan - Itsuki Himaruya

Prussia - Lanzo Amsel

Germany - Kaspar Amsel

Canada - Riley Beckenridge

America - Timothy Carter (Is called “Tim” or “Timmy” for short)

England - Oliver Baines

France - Jean Luc Masson

China - Jian Li

Russia - Nikolai Volkov

Spain - Sebastian Rubio Gonzalez (Called “Bastian” for short)

Belarus - Maragrita Volkov

Ukraine - Dariya Volkov

Austria - Dieter Bumgarner

Hungary - Franceska Kardos

Liechtenstein - Valerie Fleischer

Switzerland - Sven Fleischer

I spent a week researching names and finding the perfect meanings so that they’d fit the characters. Welp. See? I can do cool things too.

These are really cool names.

Especially Japan’s. It’s the epitome of evil.

Japan’s last name…

Oh goodness I really really really love Canada’s name. Riley…it just sounds kickass. And his last name is pretty wicked, too. LOVE IT.

It’s funny because I know like five Timothy Carter’s. And even more Tim’s. IloveRussia’sandBelarus’  My only problem is that Russia, Belarus and Ukraine’s human names all have different last names. So wouldn’t the 2P versions be the same?

Anonymous asked: dear anyone~

Dear Anyone,

This is one of the ones I have to think on more. Since it’s not for a specific person. But I think I’ll go with all of the Graduating Seniors this year. It’s really strange. The ones at my school have been here my entire high school life. They’ve been a major constant and now, they’ll all be gone. It’s surreal and makes one think. About how it’s going to be me next year giving my senior speech. How I’ll never see most of the kids of my class (or of  the 2012 class) again.
 

I’ll stop rambling now. The point is that I love all the Seniors, including those not in my school/city. And I wish them all the best of luck<3

swag-inn:

dopesswag:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(Source: waychil)

I’M TRYING TO WRITE A DAMN 9/11 PAPER AND THIS PLAYLIST BRINGS UP “I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU”.

HOW AM I TO NOT TO SING ALONG? HOW. I HAVE TO. I CAN’T WRITE THIS PAPER. NOT IN THIS STATE.

And who do I spy with my little eye?

I don’t want to call it Social Anxiety, since I’ve never been diagnosed or such. But I get extremely uncomfortable in a lot of social situations that involve people I don’t know or don’t know well. It’s not all of the time, just a lot. Especially when I’m along.

It’s that tight feeling in you chest, when your muscles tense and your heart freezes over with fear. I don’t like it and it’s stopped me from interacting in a fashion that should be easy. Whatever it is, I want to try and make it go away, or at least subdue it.